Here at heatworld, we’re a little confused. Our top secret bunker is located in Covent Garden, but through the tiny square of glass that the Big Cheese lets us look out of when we’ve done all our sums, we can see a blue, slightly cloudy sky and a dry, concretey ground. So, we’re bemused as to how I’m A Celeb “stars” Nicola McLean, David Van Day and Timmy Mallett managed to have a snowball fight in, according to the information we’ve just received, the very same Covent Garden. We know there's that whole climate change thing going on, but we didn't realise two different kinds of weather could exist within 100 feet of each other – the things you learn, eh? Still, it’s so nice that they’re all lifelong friends who like to lark about together when they’ve got a bit of spare time, isn’t it? Just look how happy they are! Doesn’t it warm your heart? We’re sure it isn’t fake snow, and they’re not being paid to do this by the people at Yahoo. Because that would mean that we live in a calculated, corporate world where old-fashioned pleasures have been dismissed in favour of cold hard cash and blatant promotional opportunities. And that would make us very sad indeed.
PS. Perhaps the snowy scene would have been more convincing if Nicola had worn a coat.
- heatworld.com
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